Instead, there will be more FBM coming your way. In increasing
amounts. All for you. Cuz you axed for it. Sucka.
Noplace
Sorry FBM Nation, the latest gig was canceled AGAIN. Please don't ask. Grrrr. But we will reschedule again in early September! Stay tuned, and don't give up hope (or spend your money you set aside to buy us beers)! The next one will be FOR SURE! And I will be exceptionally thirsty.
Another LO-DOUGH SHOW! Anyone wearing shoes receives endless ridicule from the drummer. ALL NITE LONG!!
As usual, the show starts around 9:30pm or whenever Craig stops getting promotions. And don't even think of giving any of your lameass excuses once again to miss FBM as they continue turning up the SUCK.
Keep checking back early and often for new gig updates as well as
0000 South Nowhere Street, Milwaukee WI 00000 (000) 000-0000
new tales of perfectly disgusting yet hilarious stories Steve relates
about strange feelings welling up inside him whilst riding a pack mule
in western Jamaica. You won't regret it. OK, you will very much regret it.
But you will soil yourself with laughter. And that's what this country needs
right now.
